Thursday, March 3, 2011

Top 10 Most Commonly Used New Mommy Words

#10 Poopy
Most commonly used poopy phrase: “Huuunnnn, the baby is poopy again.”

#9 Sleep
Most commonly used Sleep phrase: “OMG, I need some sleep.………….”

#8 Tired
Most commonly used Tired phrase: “I am so _________ tired.”

#7 Pump
Most commonly used Pump phrase: “I hate this ________ pump.”

#6 Gassy
Most commonly used Gassy phrase: “Wow, the baby is soo gassy!”

#5 Wipes
Most commonly used Wipes phrase: “Man........I’m almost out of wipes.”

#4 Rash
Most commonly used Rash phrase: “Does this look like a rash to you?”

#3 Car Seat
Most Commonly used Car Seat phrase: “I can’t work this car seat, where does this strap go?”

#2 Nipples
Most Commonly used Nipples phrase: “Are my nipples supposed to hurt this bad?”

#1 Love